today’s children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for ‘eepy’ and 'blorbo’ but they’ll say it in cocomelonese so we won’t understand them
today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie
I hate that you’re right and that I understood all of that.
Iron Man 2 was funny as fuck like imagine you’re battling a terminal illness and at the end of what is arguably the worst week of your life some guy shows up and is like “we’ve been conducting a secret job interview for a position you didn’t apply for and we’ve decided to reject you” and you just go “alright fuck you too then” and revolutionize the energy business.
Every time Jason has a positive interaction with a kid people will make posts with various panels were he saved or was just gentle with children but it always gets me when when this kid is added
like Jason wasn’t talking to him with his hand on his gun the whole time.
Jason is all for protecting kids but he’s also like…
After they had officially taken in Danny, Clark invited Connor over for the two to finally meet. He had deliberately invited Connor over for dinner to keep it a surprise. Honestly that was his mistake as Connor burst into the apartment yelling, “Long time no see bitches!” Something he’d forgotten Connor loved doing on occasion after he’d found out Clark’s distaste for cussing.
Danny immediately popped up from where he was looking at cartoons on the couch. He took one hard long look at Clark, before a dastardly grin spread across his face. “Bitches!” he echoed.
